Sunday, 30 August 2015

Neon Genesis Evangelion: Misc GB and SNES Porn Slideshows

Average Evangelion Fan
Now, this is a rather weird thing since somebody back in the 90's I presume must have created these Evangelion porn slideshows and shoved them on carts, which further I presume to have been sold under the counter or some other means. Or, they were created not when the show came out but when people were able to create their own retro hacks and such online, and then somebody just put them on the net. Who knows the real story, though. Anyhow, if you're a fan of old style pixel porn then I guess you'll enjoy what you find in the slideshows. The first is a slideshow with some text and no porn dedicated solely to Rei for the Game Boy (the only one) so get yourself an emulator and make sure you do the same for the following as well, the second is dedicated solely to Asuka except this time there is porn though not all of it is, the third is pics from the show slapped on a cart and no porn, and last but not least the fourth Slideshow E is actual porn of most the female cast with some nasty looking crotch hair for the most part. Now, the images which I have dropped below are just some examples from the slideshows that aren't too pervy (the Misato one is for the nasty scar, or is it?) so check the actual thing out itself for the real porn if you're interested. All said and done, who really knows when these things were made so I just put 199X for the date, and yes, that is a Fist of the North Star reference. Umm, bye! Enjoy your porn! Or not seeing how not all of it is porn, but whatever. Umm, bye again!

Rei Demo (Game Boy)

Asuka Slideshow (SNES)


Slideshow E

P.S. - I doubt much people even known that these porn/slideshow carts even exist outside of the Russian Evangelion community where I found them. Neat stuff if you ask me. Not the porn, just the act that they exist.


  1. I'm from Russia, so sorry for poor English. I think the main reason of existing of these ROM's is just improving programming skills. That Rei demo looks pretty good, maybe someone was trying to make VN for Game Boy and decided to make demo of engine with Evangelion screenshots. Also, as you may notice, the last two sets have that strange VHS-like distortion. I think it's common glitch of one "engine" (someone made program which converts images into ROM with slideshow and published it online, but it has problems with last row of pixels).

    A lot of interesting stuff was made for SNES and Game Boy in 90's. It all has "(PD)" in name - "Public Domain". You can find slideshows not only about Evangelion, but about Pokemon, Sailor Moon, 90's anime stuff (including hentai, of course). Some games were released by enthusiasts in 90's, and one of them named "EVA Pong" for Game Boy. It's just Arkanoid clone, but with Evangelion characters (Rei Ayanami, Gendo Ikari, Misato Katsuragi) and soundtrack ("A Cruel Angel's Thesis", "Misato", Angels theme). Also ball explodes just like angel - in the form of a cross. Check it out.

    P.S. In your "EVA games" list you forgot to mention "Shinseiki Evangelion - Mahjong Hokan Keikaku" for Game Boy Color (2000). It's mahjong, but with accurate 8-bit renditions of Evangelion soundtrack.

    1. Oh, I got it. Width of SNES screen is 256 pixels. Number of colors displayed simultaneously is also 256. So last row of pixels displays all colors on screen (one pixel - one color). How clever.