What you doing there? Ah, jerking off I see. Exactly like 90% of Evangelion fans, your either doing that, conjecturing theory's out of your ass or chugging more of Anno's magical elixir. "Hmm Anno's cum tastes so good", that's all I hear from Evangelion fans. You could take it up a notch and neknominate, its more fun that way.
Anyway I have been a busy bunny as usual, working on more sectors of the game this time round and again I have discovered more disappointing stuff. Why does Gainax and Anno continue to disappoint me, fix your game ya bunch of ass monkeys and which one of you said Diaoyu Islands.
Progress
- Talk, stare, touch Rei's shoulder event dialogues
- Combat dialogues
- Christmas
- Summer Festival
- Rei's new Nerv ID card
- Rei catches wedding bouquet
- Rei get jealous
- Rei almost drowns at beach
- Rei doesn't want to attend secret training
- Rei is found in the rain
- Dummy system activates against Eva 3
- Shinji pulled inside Eva 1
- Talk to Rei/Thoughts and Feelings
- Rei in Hospital/Gets injured
- Rei helps Lieutenant, stiff shoulder, tired, jacket button
- Rei meets a stranger/Scouted by Idol Office
- After Summer Festival
- Next Sunday dialogues
- Some misc stuff
Your probably tilting your head by now, with the progress list and Anno's magical life giving elixir. It's just what I have down as certain events and chunks of dialogues, most are easy but I don't know what else to call Next Sunday dialogues as that's what it's about. I don't know when she say's these lines in the game as I have just been moving through the text I see when moving down the games code. Rei talks about the coming Sunday and it cycles through her emotions and feelings, then shoots out the dialogue screen.
Rei: I wish next Sunday would come soon…
Rei: …Next Sunday…not yet…
Rei: Next Sunday should come soon…
Rei: Next Sunday, how much longer?
Rei: I wish everyday was Sunday…then I'd always be with him.
That was just a small portion of the total dialogues for this one event and there are many like it, just take the Talk, stare, touch Rei's shoulder event dialogues. Rei is either by the window or sitting on the grass by herself, you then have those three options and again it cycles through the bazillion dialogues based on her emotions, stats and feelings. I like how Rei talks about next Sunday, it could have been first Sunday.....and yes I did just make that reference.
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| Went all the way to Wikipedia for that one, god this movie sucks |
I liked the summer festival, Christmas, hospital (He feeds her peaches) and the event where Rei catches a wedding bouquet, those were nice. "Kiss me, kiss me, say that you love me." Another musical number because why not, hey look GTA 5. I didn't like how they handed the Nerv ID card scene, it was just too similar to Shinji "The Toothpick's" encounter except less rapey. It didn't mention if he groped her so I won't refer to this as a "grope scene", enter Evageeks joke here. That's just how Shinji rolls, either that or he'll do you know what when your comatose.
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Maybe that'll get you to post ya herpes ridden horndogs It's funny because your never getting to play the translation |
Those combat dialogues were also a drag, the game has the exact same text in multiple places even though they could simply reference it in code instead of entering the same fucking shit again. Don't ask how many times I had to re-enter "The Angel expanded it's AT field", idiots programmed their game like ass. There have been a ton of times I have had to do this, it get's really annoying real quick.
I also enjoyed the Rei is found in the rain and Rei almost drowns at beach events because "I need a hero", more musical numbers ya fucking Shrek. Rei almost drowns but 2nd lieutenant saves her, you then have the option to perform mouth to mouth, call for a lifeguard or my favorite one, panic. That is the worst option, only an idiot would choose that one. Yea, im looking at you.
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| Noes Rei |
I also worked over the variation dialogues in the Angel missions, you have to fulfill certain conditions to activate them. Dummy system activate against Eva 3 and Shinji gets sucked inside Eva 1, both are optional and you can avoid those events. First time round I did and im glad, Rei mention quantum mechanics and ahhhhhhhh!!! I don't really like that theory/shit in Evangelion, my head hurts now. By the way, she also indirectly mentions she know's she's a clone/comes from the dummy plug plant. Something that was meant to be ambiguous but whatever, I hate that theory.
Something happy again, Rei helps Lieutenant with his stiff shoulder, when he appears tired and when his jacket's button is falling off. Those 3 events put a smile on my face. It's been kinda annoying going through very similar dialogues, replace next Sunday with recently. There's a similar event that basically has nearly the exact same dialogues except at the start she say's recently, what a load.
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This is the tired event, oh yea mysterious play style. Now that's how I'd like to get my strength back, Nakago knows best. |
Im getting really annoyed at you guys, you aren't even asking questions about the game you are supossibly interested in. Nobody in the comments even mentions what the hell I post about, again as if you don't read it because I know you don't. You guys can all fuck yourself anyway, one would wonder why I am saying this. I know you probably think im bitching alot but to those who say that, come a little closer.......a little more......fuck you.
Here's some video's with pretty colors for you guys
Title Screen (PC)
Title Screen (NDS)
Neon Genesis Evangelion 2: Evangelions Opening